The Gay Men's Edition
this issue sponsored by
Best Gay Love Stories 2005
edited by Nick Street
a collection of passionately romantic original fiction
about gay love and longing
Volume 2 Number 1
By Richard Labonte
Mondohomo: Quirkily Essential, Indisputably Delightful
Over the next couple of editions of this newsletter, I'll be weaving thoughts
(and facts) about the Lambda Literary Awards - the Lammys - through my comments
on queer books. This issue: my lament for a book that wasn't nominated as a finalist.
That would be Mondohomo: Your Essential Guide to Queer Pop Culture,
edited by Richard Andreoli, abetted by a cast of smart and smartass contributors,
from Alyson Books, $17.95.
while back, when Alyson was still owned by a man named Alyson, there was The
Gay Book of Lists, a snappy compendium of firsts and bests, worsts and commendables,
usefuls and indispensables; it was clever, eclectic, and valuable, in its combination
gay history-coming out-contemporary snapshot way. It was revised over the years;
a few months ago, it was totally reinvented as Mondohomo, and I - unhip,
unfashionable, disinterested in music, living in a town with neither a movie theater
nor a video rental outlet larger than the corner gas station (that is, as far
from gay ghettos as one can get): in other words, not its primary audience - enjoyed
every essay, every list, every irreverent postulation, dismaying fact, and cockeyed
Unfortunately, it seems Mondohomo, a gleeful celebration, definition,
and dissection of queer pop culture, slipped through the Lammy cracks: too sassy
to fit into LGBT Studies, too serious to qualify as humor (though its wise observations
are almost always married to wit), and - though it's certainly as insightful and
distinctive as any of the other nominees - too eccentric for Nonfiction Anthology
(Biting the Error: Writers Explore Narrative; I Do/I Don't: Queers on
Marriage; Mentsh: On Being Jewish and Queer; That's Revolting!:
Queer Strategies for Resisting Assimilation; and Wonderlands, a collection
of gay travel essays).
Ah, well. It's never easy shoehorning a year's worth of good books into a file
of five finalists.
Mondohomo's essays cover 15 broad categories, and all of them combine
quirky individuality with invigorating reflection. Smith Galtney writes in one
essay about how movies made him a homo, in another about the beat beat beat of
music that moves him, and in another about queer club culture; editor Andreoli
ruminates on the power of TV images; Aaron Krach discusses the gay theater gene
in one essay, and the gay fashion gene in another; Christopher Lisotta reads the
beads of queer media, walks the walk in gay neighborhood/ghettos, and considers
how the gay community gathers together; David Ciminelli focuses on gym muscles
and the love muscle - fitness and porn flicks; Parker Ray does a Queer Eye for
the Bar Guy number on liquor and drinking, and celebrates sex in all its fascinating
formulations. And Dave White writes about books - the essay closest, of course,
to my heart - lamenting the fact that not enough queers read and honoring books
that made him the kind of queer he is today...
But those essays, every one fine fun, are just a part of the book. Mondohomo
is studded with dozens of sidebar lists and mini-essays fleshing out the thesis
that there's lots to a good queer life: for example, “Pete Burn's Top 11 Albums
Every Queer Kid Should Own” starts with Sonny and Cher's The Beat Goes On
and ends, penultimately, with Victoria Beckham's Victoria Beckham ("I
think she's fabulous and I don't have a crush on her husband," he writes;
and if you don't get the spicy reference to a hunky husband, you really
need this book); number 11 on his list is Dead or Alive's Evolution: The Hits...
he's the lead singer of the group, good enough reason to stretch a 10-best to
11. Elsewhere, Dan Jinks (Academy Award, American Beauty) starts with All
About Eve and finishes with Some Like It Hot in his “Top 10 Movies
Every Queer (or Straight Person) Should See”; “How Aaron Spelling Turned Our Country
Gay” is pretty obvious: Dynasty, Charlie's Angels, Melrose Place...;
and “How To Host A Home Orgy” leaves nothing to the imagination.
And those essays, and those lists, wouldn't be nearly as functional without
the clever, uncluttered design. Matt Sams is credited with the cover design and
art direction; interior art and incidental photography is by Steven K. Thompson.
From its faux-magazine cover ("Confessions of a Go-Go Boy: A Tea-bagging
Tart Tells All") through its snappy chapter headings and sidebar teasers
to its versatile use of varied fonts and engaging photos, Mondohomo is
a handsome, handsome book.
And, of course, it has that chapter on writing. I interviewed both Dave White,
whose essay champions unfashionable homolit, and Christopher Rice, scion of a
writing family and a writer in his own right, who contributed his own must-read
list. I was curious to see what attracted them to words, particularly since they're
a decade, or two, or maybe almost three, younger than I am, in terms of gay lit
(and real life).
In their interviews, both White and Rice refer to book lists of recommended
Christopher Rice's Top 10 Books Every Gay Man Should Read
(A nice mix of influential classics, easy-read queer theory, and some playful
Becoming a Man, by Paul Monette; The Gay Metropolis, by Charles
Kaiser; Love Undetectable, by Andrew Sullivan; A Queer Geography,
by Frank Browning; Vamps & Tramps, by Camille Paglia; Vulgar Favors,
by Maureen Orth; Like People in History, by Felice Picano; The Married
Man, by Edmund White; The Catch Trap, by Marion Zimmer Bradley; Sex
Toys of the Gods, by Christian McLaughlin.
The Book Series To Collect
(And, I do say, a distinctively non-queer list it is!)
The Chronicles of Narnia; Dune; The Great Brain series; Harry Potter; The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy; Weetzie Bat.
A Bunch Of Gay Books Worth Checking Out
(There isn't a book on the Mondohomo lit list that isn't worth reading,
but there's a distinct odor of committee about it - and unfortunately, not enough
imagination. Not every book has to be part of the eternal bibliography - those
authors who get mentioned on everyone's lists - nor do they all need to be in
print. Off the top of my head, I miss Robert Ferro, Sarah Schulman, Richard Hall,
Robert Gluck, Denton Welch, Michael Nava, James Kirkwood, James Leo Herlihy, Andrew
Holleran, Foreman Brown / Richard Meeker, Jane DeLynn, William Burroughs, any number
of poets...well, I guess any list needed to be limited to one page. Here is Mondohomo's:)
Bastard Out of Carolina & Trash by Dorothy Allison
Lost Illusions by Honore de Balzac
Rubyfruit Jungle by Rita Mae Brown
Other Voices, Other Rooms by Truman Capote
Frisk & Closer by Dennis Cooper
The Hours by Michael Cunningham
My Big Fat Queer Life by Michael Thomas Ford
Maurice by EM Forster
Invisible Life by E. Lynn Harris
The Swimming-Pool Library by Alan Hollinghurst
A Single Man & The Berlin Stories by Christopher Isherwood
Blue Heaven by Joe Keenan
Faggots by Larry Kramer
Sarah by JT LeRoy
Rolling the R's by R. Zamora Linmark
Stranger Among Friends by David Mixner
Borrowed Time by Paul Monette
the Flesh & the Word anthologies edited by John Preston
City of Night by John Rechy
Barrel Fever by David Sedaris
And the Band Played On by Randy Shilts
The Man Who Fell in Love With the Moon by Tom Spanbauer
The City and the Pillar & Myra Breckinridge by Gore Vidal
A Boy's Own Story & The Beautiful Room is Empty by Edmund
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
Oranges are Not the Only Fruit by Jeanette Winterson
Mrs. Dalloway by Virginia Woolf
(Chris Rice would like to have seen Barrel Fever by David Sedaris, on
the list, as well as The Mayor of Castro Street, by Randy Shilts, "which
reads like a wonderful novel." And Dave White laments the lack of gay exploitation
paperbacks and a couple of comic novels; see below.)
Dave White: All the orgies in North Dallas Forty
RL: So: nature or nurture - were you born with a reading gene, or did you
choose to be that way?
DW:I was born without the gene for going outside and rolling around in the dirt
like other little boys. Neither one of my parents were readers but they didn't
know what else to do with me, so when I showed interest in books and reading they
were like, "Uh... okay here's a Dr. Seuss book." I suppose I chose it.
I even chose those horrible little phonics workbooks that were essentially homework
for five-year-olds. I loved those. I was such a little nerdo.
back to that day when you decided the Hardy Boys weren't hearty enough: what was
your first big gay book-reading experience? Did you read it openly, or in the
closet? What books that you read as a nascent fag do you still love? Any you regret?
Well, as I say in Mondo Homo*, one of my favorite teenage reads was North Dallas Forty because of all the orgies. I was still sorting out the
fact that the reason I was so into it was because there was a big group of men
in those scenes. But the first gay literary stuff I got hold of was when I was
already well into my twenties: David Wojnarowicz's Close To The Knives
and Larry Kramer's Faggots and Dennis Cooper's Frisk. I don't remember
which one was first, but the craziest context-related read was Frisk because
I was proctoring a high-school placement exam - I used to be a teacher - and reading
it while the kids were taking the test. I had no idea what I was getting myself
in for when I brought the book to school that day and was silently sort of cracking
up that I was reading about people being murdered during sex and getting paid
overtime for it.
Forget about the books, now: since you also write about sex in Mondohomo,
let me ask you which writer earned your first crush? Any current flames?
Of the living ones - since I'd really like to fuck Walt Whitman - I have the
hots for Jonathan Safran-Foer, but he's straight and I'm totally last in line
behind every woman at Jane magazine. I have a pop-culture crush on Douglas
Coupland. Derek McCormack, who wrote The Haunted Hillbilly, is really talented
and really cute. Wayne Koestenbaum. He's great. And I idolize Dennis Cooper but
sadly I'm too old and bearish for him. Plus he smokes.
Seriously now - in your essay, you lament the illiteracy of homosexuals.
I'm less despairing - from my earliest bookselling days, which began three decades
ago, I recognized that readers were at best one in 10 of the one in 10, and have
probably been about that in number since the time boys and girls of succeeding
generations first tuned in to movies/TV/dance clubs/the Internet - and, as the
years went by, the age of readers got younger and younger. Is my glass half full
or is yours half empty?
To be totally honest, I was sort of being facetious. I have lots of fag friends
in Los Angeles who read. It just took a while to move out here and then begin
hunting and gathering them. The glass is half full unless you live out in the
sticks somewhere, which is where I'm from originally. Then it's totally empty.
Why aren't Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City books, Ethan Mordden's
Buddy novels, Simon Raven's Alms for Oblivion series, Mary Renault's
Greek World novels (The Persian Boy, The Praise Singer, et al.),
or any of the Queer as Folk novelizations on the Book Series to Collect
list? (One of these is not like the other.)
Well, that list, while brazenly interrupting the flow of my chapter, was not
written by me. I think I contributed the Weetzie Bat book series to it
and that's it. If I'd had more of a hand in it then the Tales of the City
books would absolutely have been in there. The Encyclopedia Brown books
would have made the cut, too. The Queer As Folk novelizations would not…
There's an eclectic list of A Bunch of Gay Books Worth Checking Out as a
sidebar to your essays. What titles that you like a lot didn't make the cut?
I collect old gay exploitation books (the ones with titles like Gay Whore
and Homosexuality: The International Disease, a book that was written in
the mid-1960s and blames British homosexuality on The Beatles), and I think those
are really awesome. That they're impossible to find unless you scour low-traffic
thrift stores in small towns makes the score that much more exciting. I'd have
those kinds of books on the list. Also Screening Party by Dennis Hensley
and Sex Toys of The Gods by Christian McLaughlin, not because they're both
my friends, which they are, but because they're both really funny books. These
guys are hilarious writers.
Lastly: best book you've read this year? Upcoming book you can't wait for?
Queer book you've re-read most often, if any?
Lords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of The Satanic Metal Underground, by
Michael Moynihan and Didrik Soderlind. It's a few years old but I finally got
around to reading it this year. It's about the weird phenomenon of Norwegian black
metal bands who run around killing each other and setting churches on fire and
it's just crazy. Also Moira Orfei in Aigues-Mortes by Wayne Koestenbaum
and Colors Insulting to Nature by Cintra Wilson. And I hear that Lynda
Barry is working on a new one, but who knows. Her novel Cruddy from a few
years ago is one I push on people all the time.
Christopher Rice: A Muscled Barbarian Type on the Cover
RL: So: nature or nurture...
CR: Even if a child has the reading gene, I think it helps if the kid's parents
are routinely disappearing into books and keeping them in piles around the house.
This takes the act of reading and cloaks it in adult magic and mystery. I was
born with a fantasy and escape gene and it first took the form of obsessive movie
and television watching, then I realized that reading could be done absolutely
alone, and the resulting state of fantasy was that much more total as a result.
I remember there was an old paperback copy of Jaws in my elementary school
library and the teachers kept having to put it on a high shelf because I would
take it down during class and start reading it.
Think back: what was your first big gay book-reading experience...
I know few other gay children who can claim that their mother was best friends
with some of the best gay erotic writers of the '80s and '90s. The works of John
Preston were routinely coming through our home in various drafts and I would routinely
steal them when my mother wasn't working. The first highly charged gay reading
experience I had was with his first volumes of the Flesh and the Word series.
But there was also this old paperback fantasy novel that I stumbled across in
my high school library. I can't remember the name of it but there was a hugely
muscled barbarian type on the cover and at one point he had a slave tied up in
his quarters. I remember reading in shaking disbelief as things between barbarian
and slave turned intimate. How such a novel ended up in my conservative high school's
library, I have no clue. I regret not going back for more at the time but the
risk of being discovered in high school was too great for me.
There are more than 10 books that gay men should read: please discuss.
How hard was it to winnow your list down, what books didn't make the cut imposed
arbitrarily by either or both a harsh editor or a demanding designer?
It was brutal but I made the cuts myself. The one book that just barely didn’t
make the cut was Life Outside by Michelangelo Signorile which I think is
one of the most important treatises on contemporary gay life we currently have.
This may sound odd, but the reason I didn't include it is because I agree with
everything Signorile says in it. I gave two of the nonfiction slots to Camille
Paglia and Andrew Sullivan because I do not agree with a great deal of what they
write and that made my experience of reading them much more charged and profound.
I respect both of them as intellectuals, and I enjoy being provoked and challenged
by their wilder and more controversial assertions. Also, bear in mind, even though
the list is supposed to seem authoritative, it’s also limited by what I haven't
had the chance to read. Ethan Mordden and Andrew Holleran are both on my must-read
list, but the list is always growing. I am also not of the belief that gay lit
is dead or dying, and I think the past few years have offered up a huge selection
of titles that were impossible to winnow down. Rather than try to pick between
multiple novels by Paul Russell, John Morgan Wilson, William J. Mann and the like,
I went with the first and most influential gay male novels I read.
Now, one of those generational questions: You say, of Marion Zimmer Bradley's
The Catch Trap, "One of my favorite accidental discoveries in the
used books section," How can this be? Not so long ago... well, a couple of
decades ago... okay, a quarter-century ago... it was the one trashy sensual gay
romance novel that every homo reader had read. Thrice. What went wrong in your
Well, I dare say I don't think The Catch Trap was that trashy.
Honestly, I think the reason it was an accidental discovery has to do with the
fact that gay men aren't exactly hurting for romance fiction anymore, as evidenced
by the fact that the Lambda Literary Awards introduced a romance category a few
years back. Kensington is publishing multiple titles a year that deliver gay romance,
along with frank sex scenes. I think the reason young gay men don't travel back
through the years is because they're not interested in reading something where
the sex is muted or restrained as a result of the time. To some of them, it can
feel like a cheat. I'm not sure I agree. I'm at the point where I've read about
so many rock hard chests and pulsing members that I get goose bumps when I read
about two men cuddling.
The Dave White essay curling around your booklist laments the illiteracy
of homosexuals at large. Are you as despairing?
Let me put it this way. Recently, I went into a paroxysm of panic over my forthcoming
novel Light Before Day. It's a gay thriller with gay villains, and some
of those villains are child molesters. I lapsed into fantasies of how I was going
to be torn apart for being politically incorrect, imagined protestors with signs
showing up at my readings. A close friend of mine, also a gay writer, remarked,
"Darling, if these queens get themselves that worked up over a book,
then you have truly accomplished something!" I think my friend is right,
and I think his sentiment dovetails with those expressed by Dave White. Gay men
are just not reading the way they used to. Trite explanations for this abound,
and I'm not sure I'm willing to pick one of them as the right answer.
The fact of the matter is, and I'm not the first one to say this, the majority
of them go to gay bookstores for poppers and porn. I am holding out hope that
this will change as a result of the political climate. As I've expressed in my
columns for The Advocate, I believe America's gay men have been kicked
in the teeth by this president, and maybe they will react with a sense of urgency
that makes them hungry for the kind of varied explorations of gay identity they
still can't find on cable television.
But we're not alone in this. Just a few years ago, Spike Lee was upbraiding
the black community for not supporting strong films by black filmmakers. I also
think it’s important to remember that the publishing industry itself has been
in a state of tumult for a while now and literary fiction across the board has
suffered as a result. When the Bertelsmann corporation took sixteen minutes to
fire Ann Godoff, the head of Random House, it sent a deeply distressing message
to everyone from independent booksellers to established authors - the multimedia
conglomerates who now own most of the publishing houses believe that serious literary
fiction is hurting their profit margins. This was even more distressing to gay
writers who don't fill their work with car chases and scorching sex scenes. Industry
support for these writers was tenuous to begin with and now it is even more so.
In other words, I think the current state of gay lit is the result of a matrix
of factors, not simply the supposed illiteracy of gay men at large. I have floated
above this for two books because I have the power of my mother's last name and
my work is, for the most part, high-concept (i.e. car chases and scorching sex
Lastly: best book you've read this year? Upcoming book you can't wait for?
Queer book you've re-read most often, if any?
I discovered the work of classic mystery writer Ross MacDonald this year and
it has had a profound impact on me. It was part of my preparation for writing
a first-person detective thriller, the part I enjoyed the most. The best queer
book I have read this year is probably Moth and Flame, by my good friend
John Morgan Wilson. I may be a bit biased because John is my friend, but it's
a wonderfully compelling mystery set entirely in West Hollywood. I'm not a big
re-reader, probably because I'm always so desperate to catch up on my must-read
list, but the gay novel that never leaves my head is Like People In History,
by Felice Picano. I love its scope, the level of emotion in it and the attention
to detail. An upcoming book I can't wait for? Anything and everything by James
(*Everywhere in and on Mondohomo, from the front cover and the spine
to the title page and the page headings, the spelling is Mondohomo. The
authors and assorted reviews refer to the book as Mondo Homo. Let the bibliographic
Mondohomo Editor info:
Dave White maintains a chatty blog that's sheer fun to read:
An interview with Christopher Rice:
More from Rice on reading, writing, and literary influences:
Some snippets from the book:
Frederick Prokosch & Desmond Hogan: Welcome Back
About 20 years ago, I discovered two superb writers, one near the end of his
long career, the other just beginning his. Frederick Prokosch came to my attention
in 1984 when FSG published a jewel of a memoir, Voices, that told the delicately
gay story of a life lived in the mind and on the road. Desmond Hogan came to my
attention a couple of years after George Brazillier published the novel The
Ikon Maker, some time around 1981, a few years after it appeared in Ireland.
What I remember about both books is how their authors handled their homosexuality
with a shimmering subtlety: it was clear to a queer reader that these were kindred
About Prokosch: I wrote a glowing little blurb for Voices, and for a
new edition from FSG of his first novel, The Asiatics, published in 1935,
for Booked For Brunch, the occasional catalogue of new arrivals distributed
in the pre-Internet days - by mail! with stamps! we licked them! - by A Different
Light's original Silverlake store. A copy made its way to France, to an American
banker who was one of our most loyal mail order customers. It happened he lived
on the same hillside, a few hundred feet down from Prokosch’s villa; David Niven
was a neighbor, and they often played bridge together with other friends. Prokosch,
then in his late 70s (he died in 1989) wrote a charming note thanking me for liking
his work. In later years, I collected and read all of his 20 or so novels; most
were out of print, though FSG brought out a couple of others after publishing
Voices and The Asiatics, including, I think, The Missolonghi
Manuscript, based on the life of Lord Byron.
What brought on this orgy of reminiscing was Pico Iyer's essay about Prokosch
in a recent issue of The New York Review of Books. Iyer's piece is taken
from his introduction to the new edition (just now released) of the book, about
which he writes: "As soon as The Asiatics was published (it) was,
not surprisingly, a runaway success, ultimately translated into 17 languages and
turning its young author, as his friend and champion Gore Vidal recalled, into
a figure of almost Byronic panache." It tells the story of a perceptive young
American who hitchhikes across Asia, from Beirut to the border of China, living
off the land and the hospitality of the people he meets along the way, with remarkable
vividness - even though at the time Prokosch had never traveled there; he was
a 29-year-old research fellow at Yale, gleaning emotion and perception from atlases
and travel diaries.
That same day, I read a lengthy report online from The Guardian about
Hogan, who after years of living reclusively - though for a spell he did teach
English lit to La Jolla surfer boys – had surfaced in the U.K.’s literary world.
It reminded me how much I'd admired The Ikon Maker, and how I'd wondered
for years when his next book was due.
"The first time I saw Desmond Hogan, a name that means almost nothing
now, he was on the fringes of a literary in-crowd at a book party in someone's
flat in west London,” wrote Robert McCrum in The Guardian. “Even then,
he was shunning the limelight: everyone knew who he was. 'Des is in the kitchen,'
they said.” A feline and aloof figure, he was standing next to a gas cooker among
the empties and plates of half-eaten food, engaged in an intense conversation
with a beautiful girl.
"At that time, the early 1980s, Des was about as hot as they come: widely
celebrated as the author of a short story collection, The Diamonds at the Bottom
of the Sea and, among literary circles in London and New York, beginning to
be spoken of as a dazzling young Irish writer to watch.... In his black silk shirt
and neatly pressed jeans, with long strands of hair falling over his pale Celtic
features, he was half-poet, half-priest in appearance, but shy to talk to, answering
with half-closed eyes, or awkwardly lunging his head down, not looking at you
After hunting Hogan down through mutual friends, McCrum - who was his editor
for a few years, before Hogan dropped out of view as both a writer and a personality
- met with him. "To a new generation of Irish writers, Hogan has become,
in his ascetic but romantic way, a fine example of a writer sacrificing everything
to his art.... Writers like (Colm) Tóibín revere him. 'The Ikon Maker was
an iconic book for anyone interested in writing,' he says."
watch out for these two writers, one born a century ago whose writing still matters,
one born half a century ago who's finding his feet again as an author. They're
both authors to watch out for.
Hogan's new book, after a lapse of some years, is due in September 2005: Winter
Swimmers: New and Selected Stories by Des Hogan, from Lilliput Press in Ireland;
The Asiatics was out in January from FSG, the publisher of his last book,
20 years ago; it's a memoir to savor.
McRum's full article:
A short story from Winter Swimmers:
Hogan's most recent book:
A bio of Prokosch:
Voices for sale: www.rileybooks.co.uk/si/001543.html
And in this 1999 evisceration of James Dickey, poet J.D. McClatchy derides
Dickey for everything short of breathing, including (about half-way through) for
“his studied plumping for second-rate writers like Frederick Prokosch and Brewster
Invite Liza's Penis to Your Funky Shui Dinner Party
Let's Dish Up A Dinner Party: A Fab Guide To Entertaining With Style,
by Nelson Aspen, Kensington Books, $12.
"A Fab Guide" - hmm, could that be a clue? Aspen's chirpy suggestions
for entertaining the boys at home owe much to those guys with a gay eye, but there's
nothing wrong with being derivative - can style be copyrighted? - particularly
when you've written a how-to book that's more fun to read than it is to use. The
recipes are basic but colorful, tips on proper place settings are always useful,
and a segue into face creams, while odd, makes good use of leftover cucumber slices,
raw onions, minced garlic, and egg yolks. The best dish comes after the recipes,
though, where cable TV gadabout Aspen gossips - never, ever, ever meanly - about
stars he has met: Jeff Goldblum has a firm handshake, Jeff Probst's handsome home
is Pottery-Barntastic, Danny Bonaduce is "buff!", and Erik Estrada wears
his son's foreskin in the locket around his neck. Literary merit: 4/10.
Fun time delivered: 7/10. Gift potential: 8/10 (for friends who
think books don’t need to be read).
Decorating With Funky Shui: How To Lighten Up, Loosen, Up, and Have Fun
Decorating Your Home, by Jennifer O'Neil and Kitty O'Neil, Andrews McMeel
Free (your inner) Martha Stewart (well, she's just about out of prison now,
isn't she, except for that tacky house confinement thing) with this ebullient
riff on Feng Shui. The sisters O'Neil acknowledge the essential tenets of Feng
Shui - energy flow, a centered room, promoting harmony - but are otherwise all
about fun, personality, fun, color, and...fun. Arrange your snow globes all in
a row, turn your guest room into a shrine for your travel souvenirs, blow bubbles
while luxuriating in a bubble bath while listening to the song "Tiny Bubbles,"
and know this truth: "A plant placed on top of the fridge feeds the air,
but take care not to use an edible plant as its placement in the kitchen could
put it on the defensive, thus upsetting nutritional balance." That's just
one of several dozen pithy "Rules of Fun" or "Licenses for Fun"
that pepper the colorful book. Literary merit: 4/10. Fun time delivered:
7/10. Gift potential: 7/10 (avoid friends with a taste for antiques).
The Lisa Minnelli Scrapbook, by Scott Schechter, foreword by Billy
Stritch, Citadel Press, $21.95.
Liza, Liza, Liza, how Scott adores you. All those nasty stories about weight
and drugs and canceled concert appearances and marriages to supremely inappropriate
men - they're not for him. He's a fan, a giddy fan, and this is one big fan's
big happy scrapbook. And the adoration is, well, infectious. The first 30 or so
pages are a timeline of Liza's life, artfully scrubbed of angst but overflowing
with star turns, career highs, and critical accolades. The 200 pages that follow
explore The Liza Look, Liza's Major Awards, Liza as a Broadway Baby, Minnelli's
Movies (note the alliterative shift), Liza on TV, "For the Record":
Liza's Recordings, Liza Live, and (alliteration alert!) Minnelli's Musings. This
is certainly the bible of choice for anyone playing Trivial Liza Minnelli Pursuit!
OK, enough sniping: for Liza fans, this is a lavish, comprehensive, and loving
compendium of All Things Liza, compiled by an award-winning author and journalist
who has immersed himself in the star-crossed lives of the mother-daughter Judy-Liza
duo (his previous book was Judy Garland: The Day-by-Day Chronicle of a Legend).
Literary merit: 2/10 (but give it 10/10 for reproducing a treasury of photos,
magazine covers, album covers, concert posters, and other illustrative ephemera).
Fun time delivered: 4/10. Gift potential: 7/10 (real fans probably
have it already; bonus points for finding a fag under 35 who'll appreciate it).
The Penis Book, by Joseph Cohen, Broadway Books, $12.95.
A book about penises. Right. Many of us have them. Not all of them are as large
as the banana on the cover of this book, and one hopes, few to none of them are
as yellow. "It’s hard to imagine that something tinier than a Chihuahua can
stir up so many emotions, escapades, steamy page-turners, phone sex businesses,
visits to the shrinks, babies, dirty jokes, sleepless nights, dreamy sighs, lies,
embarrassed giggles...." Cohen writes on the first page of his innuendo-rich
but remarkably snigger-free large-palm-sized book, before plunging into all things
penile: get close to the bowl if you're pissing with a Prince Albert; 600-pound
gorillas have at best two inches; masturbation is good for you (duh); testicles
pack the greatest concentration of nerves in the male body; the furthest medically
recorded ejaculation is 27.5 inches; penises reach their "manly max"
around age 17; and - OK, time for the size question - despite "some amazing
exceptions," more penii than not are under six inches erect. Koneman, a German
publisher, sold (claims Broadway Books) about 240,000 copies when it released
this naughty little gift book back in 1999; its new publisher has great - and
probably not misplaced faith - in its staying power. Literary merit: 6/10.
Fun time delivered: 9/10. Gift potential: 8/10 (if you exclude known
George Bush voters).
A Gay Old Cruise With Auden, Cooper, & Spender
WH Auden, Chester Kallman, Carson McCullers, Klaus Mann, Paul Bowles, Benjamin
Britten, arguing about dirty dishes and dust bunnies, and making great art (NY Times reg. req'd):
Dennis Cooper IM’s with an earnest interviewer about his oeuvre, including
his newest novel, The Sluts:
Stephen Spender: inept poet, major toady. That’s what Stephen Metcalf thinks
of the off-and-on British homosexualist who, crankily, once sued David Leavitt
for basing a novel on his life (if you’re not a Salon subscriber, you’ll need
to sit through a few seconds of a “site-pass”
ad that allows free access):
Mike Albo and Virginia Heffernan chew over The Underminer, their comic
novel about pseudo friends:
Albo’s a performance artist, too:
Michelangelo Signorile weighs in on Gay Abe, and Susan Sontag’s Sapphic vibes:
Doug Ireland on Sontag:
A long, very long blog thread about Sontag, her work, her life, and her lovers:
More on Mr. President, from the Washington Blade:
An excerpt from The Intimate World of Abraham Lincoln:
A sweet review of Ron Padgett’s memoir about Joe Brainard:
The Advocate’s Top 10 for 2004:
And Mike Fleming hops, skips, and jumps through his notable books for 2004:
Carol Queen really, really wants your sticky old porn collection:
Jaime Hernandez, co-creator of the queer-friendly Love & Rockets comic
series, discusses Locas, his “700-plus-page tome (the biggest Fantagraphics
has ever published) about two friends-cum-lovers, Maggie Chascarillo and Hopey
Glass, rebellious gals who strive to define themselves against the socioeconomic
and sexual pressures of the fictional Hoppers 13 barrio - and end up in love.”
(Salon site pass req’d)
A sample page:
In an article about a boom in literary translations, there’s mention of The
Yacoubian Building, by Al Aswany, a bestselling Egyptian novel that includes
a gay character. “Reading a novel from another culture may not be an entirely
easy experience but that's what makes it rewarding, said Humphrey Davies, who
translated Yacoubian. He said foreign readers might be taken aback, for example,
by Al Aswany's sometimes clumsy portrayal of a gay character. ‘It adds to the
fertile tension both within the book and between the outsider reader and the text
itself,’ Davies said.”
And here’s a two-part essay, translated from the Spanish, on Gays in Cuban
Part 1: http://www.periodico26.cu/english_new/
There's a Gay Kitchen Sink In Here Somewhere
Andrej and Matt Koymasky are a cheerfully odd and charmingly obsessive couple
whose sprawling queer website has many virtues, the most notable of which is that
they keep it up to date – it’s organic, with new material constantly being added.
According to their bio page (http://andrejkoymasky.com/bed.html),
Andrej is over 60 and lives in Italy, Matt is around 30 and lives in Tennessee,
and they’re as coupled as coupled can be – so much so that Andrej, who started
compiling queer facts of all sorts himself a few years ago, has “moved” Matt onto
his site as well as, emotionally, into his life.
It’s easy to spend hours noodling around their easily-navigable pages; one
of my favorites is the Living Room - http://andrejkoymasky.com/liv.html
- with, in their words: “Gay Marriage Rite, Old Egypt Male Lovers' Tomb,
Ulrich's Memorial Book, The Art of Steve Walker, the old story “The
Priest and the Acolyte,” a book of Homoerotic Poems, the book of Famous
GLTB People, the book Faberge’s Imperial Easter Eggs, the Japanese
Family Crests book, drawings of Jean Cocteau, Œdipe, Glœden's
Pictures, the Codex Manesse, the art of Paul Cadmus, Shakespeare's
Gay Sonnets, Oscar Wilde's De Profundis, drawings by Keith
Haring, and Plüschow's Pictures.”
There are hours of cogent reading there, and also in The Lounge: “For Andrej's
opinions and other information about gay matters, take a look at Andrej's personal
newspaper. Here we have also a GLTB Slang Dictionary and the Polari/English-English/Polari
Dictionary, the GLTB Symbols scrapbook, Andrej's Gayphabet,
and Maurice Vellekoop's ABC Book. You can submit your problems and opinions
to Andrej at the Counseling Desk, or you can read the Jokes' Scrapbook.
Here we also keep our special Friends' Album with their writings. In this
room, we have also Gerard Donelan's Album, the GLTB Movies
Album, and the x-rated Cadinot Videos Album. We also have
here paintings in the Malcolm Lidbury's Album, in Rafi Perez
Album and in Three Japanese Artists Scrapbook.”
Other rooms in the Koymasky online home include The Library (an archive of
Koymasky’s 110 love stories (that’s how Matt met Andrej); The Workshop (graphics
and animations free to anyone); The Guest Room (links); and Memorial Hall (documenting
And, not content with words, they’ve broadened their interest to include homoerotic
… it’s quite a resource, not incidentally including its large and growing archive
of biographical sketches of gay writers.
Bestsellers From Our Bookstores
From Little Sister’s/Vancouver
1. Damron Men's Travel Guide
2. The Line of Beauty by Alan Hollinghurst
3. Fresh Men edited by Donald Weise and selected by Edmund White
4. Some Night My Prince Will Come by Michel Tremblay
5. Spartacus International Gay Guide 2004/2005
6. The Swimming-Pool Library by Alan Hollinghurst
7. Magical Thinking by Augusten Burroughs
8. Dream Boy by Jim Grimsley
9. Tangled Sheets by Michael Thomas Ford
10. Best Gay Erotica 2005 edited by Richard Labonte
(Reflects sales for the 60 days before Feb. 10)
The eight booksellers at Little Sisters have a few favorites:
From A Different Light Bookstore/Online
And the store publishes an occasional e-newsletter with reviews of new books
(the last one available seems to be last October's) and the work of a featured
author - in this one, an essay by Michael Rowe:
1. Stoney Rainbow Bear
2. Ten Thick Inches erotic stories by Ken Harrison
3. Top Loader Athletic Tee
4. Naked Magazine's Real Stories: Encounters and Adventures
edited by Kyler O'Leary
5. Best Gay Erotica 2005 edited by Richard Labonte
6. Dirty Young Men And Other Gay Stories by Joseph Itiel
7. Fantasies Made Flesh edited by Michael Huxley
8. Hard Humpin' Men: #3
9. One Night Stand by Ben Tyler
10. Out Traveler: Mar-Apr 2005
(From the www.adlbooks.com website, Feb.
9: rainbow bears, come-hither tees, travel mags…those computers track it all!)
From Outwrite Bookstore/Atlanta
1. The Line of Beauty by Alan Hollinghurst, Bloomsbury - In the summer
of 1983, as the boom years of the British '80s unfold, Nick, an innocent in the
world of politics and money, finds his life altered by the rising fortunes of
a glamorous family while experiencing two vividly contrasting love affairs, one
with a young black clerk and one with a Lebanese millionaire.
2. I'm On My Way by Christopher David, AuthorHouse - A passionate tale
of a sometimes bitter, sometimes angry, but always hopeful young man and his search
to uncover the love of his life and in the process, himself.
3. Best Gay Erotica 2005 edited by Richard Labonte, selected by William
J. Mann, Cleis Press - Like the perfect lover, the tenth anniversary edition of
Best Gay Erotica has it all in a collection of 21 stories that explore
a heart-pounding range of male-male desire.
4. Finding the Boyfriend Within: A Practical Guide for Tapping Into Your
Own Source of Love, Happiness, and Respect by Brad Gooch, Simon & Schuster
- In the tradition of the perennial bestseller I'm OK, You're OK, Gooch
offers single and coupled gay men a provocative, sophisticated, and inspirational
guide that addresses the big issues of love, romance, and being alone.
5. So Hard to Say by Alex Sanchez, Simon & Schuster - Frederick
is the shy new boy, and Xio is the bubbly "chica" who lends him a pen
on the first day of class. They become fast friends - but when Xio decides she
wants to be more than friends, Frederick isn't so sure. He loves hanging out with
Xio and her crew, but he doesn't like her "that way." Instead he finds
himself thinking more and more about Victor, the captain of the soccer team.
6. Last Summer by Michael Thomas Ford, Kensington Books - Josh Felling
has always been a romantic - up until the moment his lover Doug announced that
he'd had an affair with a guy from their gym. Now, with his life playing out like
a very bad movie of the week, Josh impulsively heads to the Cape for the summer
of his life.
7. At Ease: Navy Men of World War II by Evan Bachner, Harry N. Abrams
- In the years following World War II, images of comradeship, particularly of
men being physically close, largely disappeared from the public record. But, as
these stunning photographs attest, ordinary American men in the extraordinary
circumstances of World War II were affectionate, winsome, and playful, disarmingly
innocent in a time of cataclysmic peril.
8. Looking for It by Michael Thomas Ford, Kensington Books - The critically
acclaimed author of Last Summer whisks readers off to a small-town community
in upstate New York, where seven gay men - regardless of their circumstances,
background and age - are still "looking for it."
9. Best Gay Love Stories 2005 edited by Nick Street, Alyson Books -
Simon Sheppard (Kinkorama), Jay Quinn (Metes and Bounds), Lawrence
Schimel (Boy Meets Boy), and Jim Gladstone (The Big Book of Misunderstanding)
are just a few of the leading gay writers who present new stories of gay love
and longing in this collection of passionately romantic original fiction.
10. Homo Art by Gilles Neret, Taschen - From phallic statues and racy
antique urns to homoerotic etchings and orgiastic paintings, the pieces portrayed
in this eclectic collection of images pay homage to men and men on men via a very
special voyage through the history of art.
Read the staff picks behind the smiling faces:
More Outwrite info:
An interview with Christopher David, author of the number 2 book on Outwrite's
bestseller list, even after two years:
And David's own web site:
Obviously, all three stores collect sales data in different ways and set different
parameters for what they want to include: Little Sisters includes travel guides,
though they’re steady sellers rather than titles that start strong and taper off;
A Different Light’s online top 10 is skewed to the erotic (which I can’t complain
about, since Best Gay Erotica shows up); and Outwrite’s is the most eclectic,
and apparently the best-defined.
My remembrance of editor Donald Allen, reprinted from BTWOF recently
in Lambda Book Report, drew this letter from Michael Rumaker:
Blessings on you for saying... what needed to be said in your wonderful tribute
to Don Allen and his attention paid early-on to publishing gay and lesbian writers.
As I wrote to North Carolina writer and editor Leverett T. Smith, Jr., this morning:
"It does make visible, as Labonte (a longtime champion of writing with an
edge) points out, the gay/lesbian side of Don's publishing, which was erased or
barely touched on in the mainstream obits." Blessings, too, for mentioning
my own books that Don published, especially A Day and a Night at the Baths
and My First Satyrnalia, which have disappeared so completely from the
literary scene, I'm thinking of calling my next memoir Invisible Fag!
(Michael's next book, his first poetry collection, available anytime now, is
Pizza: Selected Poems. This poem, from Oyster Boy Review, may or may not
be in it:
There are fewer reviews in this installment of BTWOF-The Gay Men's Edition
than there ought to be, and it's a few weeks later than it was meant to be.
Continuing problems with les yeux have slowed down my reading, and my writing
about reading. Things are clearing up, however, and it's still the depths of winter
here in rural eastern Ontario, so I'm starting to catch up. I was able to keep
up with my fortnightly Book Marks column for Q Syndicate, sometimes by dictating
reviews to a fast-typing friend; here are links to recent columns, which include...
...reviews of Freedom In This Village: 25 Years of Black Gay Men's Writing,
edited by E. Lynn Harris; the mystery that Christopher Rice likes, Moth and
Flame, by John Morgan Wilson; and Why I Hate Abercrombie & Fitch,
essays by Dwight A. McBride:
...my take on Gay Abe; the flighty mystery The Actor's Guide to Adultery,
by Rick Copp; and my review of Mondohomo/Mondo Homo ("intelligently
bipolar and hilariously schizophrenic..."):
...reviews of David Plante's memoir American Ghosts; Thomas Waugh's
Lust Unearthed: Vintage Gay Graphics from the DuBek Collection; Pam Tent's
Midnight at the Palace: My Life As a Fabulous Cockette; and Storm Constantine's
SF novel The Shades of Time and Memory:
...reviews of Michael Alvear's Alexander the Fabulous; the anthology
Fresh Men, edited by Donald Weise; and Wayne Koestenbaum's Moira Orfei
in Aigues-Mortes (one of Dave White's raves)...
...Edmund White's collected essays, Arts & Letters; Robert Taylor's
interracial romance Whose Eye is on Which Sparrow?; and the Alex Sanchez
YA novel So Hard To Say:
...and there was my Top 10 list for '04, including fiction by Blair Mastbaum,
Derek McCormack, Robert Gluck, Susan Stinson, Alan Hollinghurst, Emma Donoghue,
Keith Banner, Stacey D'Erasmo, and David Levithan, and the Fresh Men anthology;
and nonfiction by Patrick Moore, Jack Nichols, Ron Nyswaner, Douglas Crase, Mark
Simpson, and David Carter, books about Laud Humphreys and Audre Lorde, and the
first two Queer Encyclopedias compiled by Claude J. Summers: